500daysofgonorrhea:

nerdfighterly:

signehansen:

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

I am officially dead

Ahaha I love the freight train one.

The last one. Omg.

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   I’ve reblogged this before but man it’s still just the funniest thing

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    omfg the 3rd to last one LOL

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